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POST TIME 6:10 DAILY DOUBLE CLOSES AT 6:00
OFFICIAL PROGRAM |
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Volume 1 Number 17
Mid-Day Edition |
Friday, August 18 1972 |
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BOTH MAJOR CHING LEAGUE TEAMS TO FIGHT IT OUT AGAIN
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Tonight may well be the biggest
night this year in camp. Immedi-
ately after an early supper, the
Rip-roaring Rubber Arms will ag-
ain match their strngth and cunning
against the Whacky World Team.
World Captain Steve Kramer said
this afternoon that "there is no
way this team can lose" referring
of course to the World. Kramer
off-handedly made it known that
his off-the-cuff statement is, in
fact an Absolute Truth. Cess Poole,
a favorite on the Rubber Arms had
something else to say though. "The
only thing I have to say, " Cess men-
tioned, " is that if you push it hard
enough it will fall over." Captain
Quack of the Boss' Bombers noted
that "this game will be a good one,
(Continue Page 1 Coulumn 2)
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CONVENTION PLATFORMS
ANNOUNCED--
INTERMEDIATE CONVENTION
By PETER TUCKER
Here we are with a wrap-up on last
night's convention. The winners are
Adam Greshin (Mugwumps) for Gocernor,
Matt Lebowitz (Bullmoose) for Post-
master General and Norman Lent (Mug-
wumps)for Inspector General. Last
Tuesday, the program went as follws.
First came the guest speakers. Cess
and Joe Triplo told how the three
parties got their names. Then came
speeches. The winning candidates de-
livered the following messages in Do-
ty Hall. Governor Adam said he would
make "no unforfillable" promises.
Postmaster Lebo said he would not read
or eat people's mail and Norman Lent
said he would be fair. All in all it
looks like the Intermediate Unit is
in good hands this period.
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but as nothing as exciting
as the last game that
ended up 15-14.
This game also has
a lot of side benefits
for evryone down to the
campers. Chingachgook
Stadium, expecting a
very large turn-out will
open a concession
that will serve 50 lbs.
of dry roasted peanuts
to the spectators. Hope-
fully if will all
be devoured by the campers.
The game will be
fully covered with a
play by play description
right from the press box.
The game will be started
after the entire paid
attendance will rise and
sing the national anthem.
Roving Rostrum will
make a cameo appearance
after making a narrow
escape from Steve Kramer's
feet.
Probably one of the
most exciting events of
the evening will be
Quacker himself in the
leading roll of umpire.
Sparks may fly and you'll
see them first in tom-
orrows Chinga Times.
* * * * *
The Chinga Times Last
Will and Testament--
And for Nurse Bayne we
have one used Mercury
rectal with a
new undercoating job.
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"THE FOUR DOLLARS IS IN MY POCKET" --Thank You Steve, Signed Kenny
| PAGE TWO____YOUR LATE NIGHT, EARLY MORNING, MID-DAY PAPER____PAGE TWO |
| THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT TONIGHT-- |
batting
position | Playing
position | Name | Old, Old
batting
averages | Predicted
Averages | GENERAL COMMENTS |
| TEAM": THE WORLD |
| 1. | 2B | George Painter | .285 | .285 | Raring To Go |
| 2. | RF | Steve Kramer | .714 | .750 | Always In There |
| 3. | LF | Ray Cody | .750 | .705 | Cautious Contender |
| 4. | P | Don Hamilton | .750 | .570 | Could Ham It Up |
| 5. | 1B | Bill Clark | .333 | .(-(-(- | Happy Hercules |
| 6. | RF | Chris Ryer | .500 | .005 | Myrtle Mania on Field |
| 7. | CF | Mark Storm | .300 | .KQS | High Winds Predicted |
| 8. | 3B | Mark Shnitkin | .364 | .??? | One Day-ON is another's Day-OFF. |
| 9. | C | John Goetz | .500 | .#@& | #$%@@&*&!@#$$%% |
| TEAM: THE RUBBER ARMS |
| 1. | LF | Louie Milstein | .--- | .--- | The Lip Lips Back |
| 2. | 3B | Jeff Sonn | .666 | .999 | Harry's Here! |
| 3. | 1B | Triplo or Uts | .545 | .L24 | Uts or Triplo |
| 4. | 2B | Jake Dorkin | .181 | .181 | A Slide-In |
| 5. | RF | Spoach | .083 | .000 | A Shoe-In |
| 6. | P | Supe | .416 | .Va. | Anyone Have a Comment? |
| 7. | C | Danny O'Conner | .357 | .SOS | Comeback Always Possible |
| 8. | SS | Mike Lindner | .461 | .1/2,1/4,1/2 | A Reliable Source |
| 9. | CF | Cess Poole | .300 | .300 | Pool Resources |
NEWS FALSH--VIA INSTALINE NEWS
COVERAGE SERVICE, INC. OF CAMP
CHINGACHGOOK -- Mark Storm, Aide Di-
rector earlier received and AM-FM
digital radio compliments of the Aides.
Mark received his radio about an hour
ago and commented to Chinga Times
reporters that "this year's aides are
the best aides he has ever seen during
his career at Chingachgook. |
HEADQUARTERS HEADACHES
By CHRIS POPE
Kenny the Kap gets another vacation
after George has left.
Bombers showed superior playing
ability over the Aides last Mon-
day night.
Brinks coming to camp Wednesday
lead fisherman to ready catch
for trawler.
H.Q. '72 brings the new look. |
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CESS POOLES
FOOD?
By CARL SUMLINER
"Most of the time its good but there
are a few exceptions!" (I-5) Steve
Kronick. Barry Gluck (I-8) said
"Some of it's pretty bad and someO.K."
Peter VanDerGrinten says "it's good
and the best. Pete's the Camp's
Sailing Master. Ted Rosch said
it's "O.K.!" He's a 1972 Aide. Mike
Cataldo thinks its "pretty good" (S-8)
Continued Tomorrow |
THE CHINGA TIMES
NEWS STAFF
Fester '72........Editor-In-Chief
THE REPORTERS
Steve Churchville Chris Pope
Mike Fratkin Mark Fine
Eric Naigles Phil Diamond
Mike Shapiro Peter Tucker
Joey Lewi Brian Richless
freddie kirsten molly samantha |
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