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THE STAFF
Fester '72 ............Editor-In-Chief
THE REPORTERS
Steve Churchville Eric Naigles
Mark Fine Chris Pope
Mike Fratkin Mike Shapiro
Joey Lewi Brian Richless
Peter Tucker
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Volume 1 Number 12
Mid-Day Edition |
Tuesday, August 14 1972
Two In One Day! |
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SWEEPSTAKES WINNER
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PHIL EGBERT WINS
The Number was 1-2-3-. That's right,
lucky number 123 brought the triple
store tonight to Phillip Egbert of
(S-9). Phil claimedhis right to
the prize by returning his mid-day
edition of the Chinga Times to
Headquarters minutes after the num-
ber was called. Phil received his
lucky copy in the mess hall when a
friend of his handed him a Times.
Phil said "he had two so he gave me
one." This is Phil's first year in
camp and the first Chinga Times he
has ever read. When asked what he
thought of the Chinga Times, Phil
said "it was O.K."
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MORE SOCCER BOWL NEWS
ED TOO VALUABLE?!
Ed Opoku noted Monday afternoon that
he is the most valuable present the
Senior Unit can ever give away.
Nothing so major has happend in the
history of Camp Chingachgook. Ed
also noted that he will have no
further comment until gametime.
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HEADQUARTERS HEADACHES
George - - - - - - Kenny
"Pack Your Bags!" "No, George, No!"
"Pack Your Bags!" "No, George, No!"
"Pack Y!" "No, George, No!"
"Pack!" "No, George, No!"
"No nights Off!" "No, George, No!"
"No Days Off!" "No, George, No!"
"No Store!" "No, George, No!"
"No Records!" "No, George, No!"
(Continued Next Column)
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APPLICATIONS NOW AVAILABLE--
THE 19th HOLE
Kramer's Country Club will be open
for business as usual 4th period
and bigger and better that ever.
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SPORTS SHORTS
"The Yankees lost the first dual
with the Rebels but they will
return!"
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AIDE NIGHT OUT SINKS BOAT
Aides catch a lot of fish. Some
aides catch too many fish. This is
no fish story. The fishing outlook
for the future looks very heavy.
(Wed. nite) -- Jablo gets it from
the G.A.'s. He was one big RIP!
Limited subscriptions to the G.A.
monthly still available upon request.
See you local boss soon!
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CHINGA TIMES SWEEPSTAKES
NUMBER TWO--
Well, the first lottery went over so
good that the Times decided to run
another one. Please save your copy
of the Times. It is very important
and be come more valuable as
time goes by. You lucky number tonight is:
************* #104 **************
The contest is run fair and square
and is fully backed by the G.A.'s!
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"No, Kenny, No" "Pack!"
"No, Kenny, No" "Pack Up!"
"No, Kenny, No" "PackYour Bags!"
"Quack, Quack!" "Right On!!"
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| PAGE TWO____IS THE SECOND PAGE ALWAYS THE BEST PAGE?____PAGE TWO |
IN TOMORROW'S CHINGA TIMES --
1. MORE SOCCER BOWL NEWS
2. CAMPER VIEWS ON CAMPFIRE
3. INTERVIEW WITH CESS
4. INT. CONVENTION PREVIEW
5. REVIEW OF TONITE'S MAGIC SHOW
6. ANOTHER SWEEPSTAKES?
7. EDITORIAL OPINIONS
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Dear Editor--
I have a few comments about the soccer
bowl tomorrow night. After evaluating
every player with out special soccer
bowl computer we have come to a decision
confirming to our desire to win the
tournament. The computer's results clearly
indicated that Steve Kramer & his crew are
far more superior than any other team in camp.
Therefore we are confident that the results
of the game will be "Seniors taking the first
position as the winners."
Don Hamilton left camp this morning with a brief case
full of confidential documents for New York. There he
fed the information into a highly specialized
computer that brought out the results. By the way,
the computer is the same one that determined Mohammed
Ali would lose to Joe Frazier. He called camp to
the Senior Unit know about the good news. The
Senior Campers are calm and confident about their
staff concerning the game. Some of them predicted
that the Seniors will win by a wide margin which
I believe is true.
Peter VanDerGrinten our super star goalie has vowed
that he will let no ball pass him. Our defense
consisting of Hercules Bill Clark and Peter Herlihy
is undergoing strenuous training at the present
moment. The rest of the tram has been involved with
meditationconcerning the super bowl game for two days.
Steve Kramer the captain, has been having fits for
quite awhile, but he still is calm. I am afraid
he should not get diarehha before the game.
He has not been able to eat lately because of over
meditation and too much concentration on how to
execute the team. --By MOHHAMED KASSAMALI
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CAMPER QUOTES ON THE BOWL --
"Seniors will definately win With
Mohammed on the team we cannot
lose" -- Steve Foster.
"I guess Seniors can whip anybody
and I predict the Seniors will
win the game" -- Mike Shapiro
"I think the game will be neat. I
am looking forward to see Mohammed
play. I know the Seniors will win". --Ted Schadler
Seniors will win of course What
more can I say." -- Bruce Thomas
"I don't know. I got a feeling the
Seniors will win" -- John Murphy.
"Idon't know. I am new here but I
think the Seniors will win." -- Mike Smalley
"I think it's going to be pretty good.
The winners I presume will win." -- Mike Cataldo
"Uhhh, let's see. I think the Seniors
will win. I think it should be a
pretty good game. I don't like soccer
but I think it will be interesting
to watch" -- Adam Mindell.
FLASH: AIDES TO RETALIATE-- TOMORROW
IN THE CHINGA TIMES--AN EDITORIAL
OPINION. THOSE WISHING TO ARGUE THE
ABOVE ARTICLE MAY SEND A SELF-ADDRES
SED ENVELOPE TO THE MOON AND HOPE THEY
GET AN ANSWER!!
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Aides versus Bombers--
Lance Dean says the Boss's Bombers
are going to bomb the boss. "Bomb-
off" Boss! "The aides of '72 are the
BEST!!" The aides are on the victory
trail to beating the World and the
Rubber Arms. Coaches are Uts Mintzer
and Joe Triplo. Umps are Cess Poole
and Otto (Mike Lindner). Aide line-
up is Rocko on 1st, Richie Sher, pit-
cher, Louis Diamond, 2nd, Mike Hughes,
3rd, Andy Elitzer, Short Stop, Bill
Forbes, Right Field, Ken Jacobsen, LF,
Pete Forst, Center Field, Rodney
Dorwin, Catcher No Subs, Sorry Mike
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