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Volume 1 Number 12
Mid-Day Edition |
Tuesday, August 1 1972 |
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WILL BULLMOOSE DO IT AGAIN?
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INTERMEDIATE CONVENTION
By PAUL FEHERVARY
The third period Intermediate Con-
vention will be held tonight in
Doty Hall. Another GAS, PMF special,
it looks to be the biggest and best
yet. The purpose of the electioon is
to find three capable campers of
"high cailbre" to "run" the unit.
There are three convention parties
called the Bullmoose, Mugwumps, and
Muckrakers. Each party runs three
candidates for three different pos-
itions. There are openings for a
Governor, an Inspector General and
a Postmaster General. Running on
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BOSS OFF UNEMPLOYMENT ROLL --
WORLD VS. BOMBERS
Special To The Chinga Times
After supper tonight, the World will
defend itself against the newly
created "Boss's Bombers". Chinga
Times pre-game odds give the World
team a slight edge in the game.
Everyone should come out and watch
the game in Chingachgook Stadium
(the Parking Lot). The World line-
up follows: Chris Ryer, Shortstop;
Steve Kramer, Pitcher; Ray Cody,
Center Field; Mark "Day-Off" Shnit-
kin, Second Base; George "Pink"
Painter, Catcher; Don "U.D." Hamil-
ton, Third Base; Bill Clark, First
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SLIDE SHOW AND TALK PRESENTED
OLYMPIC SPECTACULAR
Special To The Chinga Times
Last night in Doty Hall, Mr. Beaman
of Pilot Knob gave a very interest-
ing talk on "Track and Field" and
the Olympics. He covered the histo-
ry of th e Olympics from the first
"fixed" race in 1776 B.C. to the
Summer Olympics to be held later this
month in Munich, Germany. The guest
speaker talked of how the 26 mile
365 feet marathon began and grew in-
to what it is today. Mr. Beaman
was a track star himself who won
the Harvard-Oxford trophy back in
1930. He had alot of trophies
which campers were invited to
look at after the presentation was
over. The entire evening was really
worthwhile and Mr. Beanman recived
a good hand of applause at the end. |
HEADQUARTERS HEADACHES
WHO IS KENNY KAPLAN?
By PHIL DIAMOND
Knob erupts at instant replay of aide
meeting. Sheila plays castinettes
to the pleasure of the fishermen.
**EMOCLEW EMOH UTS**
World vs. Boss's Bombers could be
interesting. Mike Hughes and Bill
Forbes a smash at storeroom door.
Bill Forbes and Mike Hughes enlist
in Navy. Fester could have a T.N.T.
act for talent show.
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CAMP DIRECTOR'S QUACKER QUOTES ON HIKES
--The Bomber's have a chance. Could
be a complete surprise and the upset
of the year. The World may be taking
this too lightly. I hope Ray Cody is
pitching--so we can go against the
best! Quacker Quotes is a syndicated
column of the Chingg Times!
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| PAGE TWO____THE C.T.C. IS THE PLACE TO BE EVERY DAY & WEEK!_____PAGE TWO |
CONVENTION PREVIEW
(Continued from Page 1 Column 1)
the Bullmoose ticket is: John Woods,
Governor; Fred Waldbillig, Inspector
General; and Phil Diamond, Postmaster
General. The Mugwumps have Adam
Greshin running as Governor, John
Lange as Inspector General, and
Dwight Jenkins as Postmaster General.
Matt Lebowitz as Inspector General,
JeffBrown as Governor, and Matin
Swartz as Postmaster General are the
candidates for the Muckrakers. You'll
see the read the results in the
CHINGA TIMES!
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THE C.T.'s Snappy Answers to Stupid
Questions Column: The question was
"Who is Kenny Kaplan?" The answers
were: Dave Kaye (S-4) "Headquarters.",
Dave Garfinkel (I-5) "I don't know.",
Scott Painter (S-6) "What's a Kenny
Kaplan?", Steve Foster (S-8) "Who's
he?" Mark Fine 'J-5) "In Town.",
Steve Churchville (S-7) "Gosh, I don't
know." Phil Diamond (I-8) "Knob".
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Snappy Answers is By MIKE SHAPIRO
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AIDE ANECDOTES
By PHIL DIAMOND
Marc Danto syas "I guaranteed the aides
chapel will be memorable." Alan
Prehmus--censored due to space limi-
tations--, Mike Riffenberg found time
to say that "reporters are a nuisance"
Peter Forst said "I agree." Gary Dra-
per wants "more days off." Richie
Sher says "The Bombers will wipe the
World."
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CRAFTY'S CORNER
Anybody interested in a staff crafts
project should talk to Joe Triplo
next period. Joey reports that the
kiln "is superb." That the "Juniors
are making wind chimes." "No fire s
lately." "Leather belts will be
available to staff if there is a
demand for them." -- JOE TRIPLO By
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ANSWERS PLEASE
By ED DOWNES
Say Something Quick! Pink, "Tree";
C. Ryer, "Midnight Inspection"; Rich-
ie Sher, "Red Light"; Sammy; "NEWS-
FLAH--Mugwumps will be victorious';
J.O.D.--"I prefer reading the C.T. at
breakfast more than the N.Y. Times." |
WORLD BOSSES BOMBERS
(Continued from Page 1 Column 2)
Base; Mark Storm, Left Field; and
Black Flaig, Right Field. The Bombers
line-up is as follows: Otto, Short-
Stop; Jeff Sonn, Third Base; Boss,
First Base; Cess Poole, Center Field;
Dork, Second Base; Dan O'Conner,
Catcher; Kenny the Cap, Left Field;
Chris Glasser, Right Field; and Al
Abrahmson, Pitcher. Latest statistical
batting averages are as follows:
(World) Pink, .285; Stormy, .142;
Cody, .875; Donny, .570; Day-Off, .333;
Kramer, .333; Flaig, .142; Ryer, .426;
Clark, .250. (BOMBERS) Otto, .500;
Sonn, .666; Boss, unestablished in '72;
Cess, .375; Dork, .181; Danny, .300;
K the Kap, .250; Chris, .600; and Al
Abrahmson, also unknown. World Captain
Steve Kramer said this morning "due
to the fact that the Rubber Arms
bought new softballs the game should
be extremely lively. The bets will
be the same. I give the World 4-1
odds and the Bombers 3-1 odds to wind.
But the odds will be reversed after
the game!" Mike Reiff is the head umpire.
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Aides paint Headquarters-A Real Cover-
up. Carnival Tomorrow-Where's the
Money? The Annual Chinga Bowl Game
Will be held Thursday night after
dinner in Pine Oil Acres. Tonight
the Juniors will be watching a Sports
Spectacular movie which will be pre-
ceeded by a cartoon. "Mr. Magoo,
maybe?" J-3 beat J-7 in a game of
soccer today 2-0.
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IN TOMORROW'S CHINGA TIMES
--Intermediate Conventioin Winners
--World, Bomber Wrap-up report
--Reports on Unit Activities
--Carnival News
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CREDITS
Fester '72...............Editor
REPORTERS
Mike Shapiro Ed Downes
Mark Fine Dana Shinn
Phil Diamond Paul Fehervary
Danny Oppenheim Paul Sackman
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SHORT TAKES By DANNY OPPENHEIM
"What Trees!!!" says Al Prehmus
"Um a Buck Mountatin" said Rich Sher
"Say something quick" will say Sammy
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